May 2012
novus-aer:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
omfg
w h a t t t t t
I need to go and get ready for my lesson bu ughhhh.
It’s my last ever lesson and there will be cake.
But ughhhhh.
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Just sprayed my pillows with lavender linen spray, courtesy of mum.
And put sleeping balm on my wrists, courtesy of mum.
I blew out my candles, courtesy of mum.
And am now cuddling my cat, ready to sleep, courtesy of mum.
Guess who’s winning the Best Parent Award again this month? :-)
nerosis:
would you like to kiss me
breathe for yes
draw and accurate diagram of a soul with battery acid for no
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“I’d ask you about love, you’d probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never...”
– Sean Maguire (Robin Williams), Good Will Hunting (via wovenbluebelles)
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A very short lesson in Psychology:
ohsnapitsjackie:
When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
When a person cries on little things, that...
Why do I have a Westlife song stuck in my head?! :| :| :|
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum’s Facebook will do.
Perhaps is because I am deliriously tired, or maybe my sense of humour is changing but I found this hilarious.
