oh my god. my bestfriends little brother is just the best guy i literally just want to marry him or adopt him or something. i dont even care. luv him.
when my cats are hungry i feel somewhat like noah because they just flock around me and meow and follow me whenever i go somewhere it’s like i am their saviour or something.
if ten pages of google can’t find it and it’s not on ebay you are fuuuuuuuuuuuucked
i like ezgi and everything ok, she’s nice but we’re talking about pizza and she’s like oh i like salami pizza and dominoes don’t do salami and she’s like omg why don’t you do salami that’s so weird oh. i only like salami. i really want salami and it’s like omg. they just don’t do salami, it’s not our fault. we just don’t really...
when people say ask me personal/intimate/sexual/awkward questions it really bugs me like, if someone asks me a uestion i’ll answer it no matter what it concerns but i’m not going to start probing people to ask me questions that i’ll potentially get embarrassed at or whatever i can’t really explain it but it bugs me so much
i’m browsing through the dominoes menu and mum’s like can i have a look so i said yeah and she doesn’t move or anything so i’m like, i guess i’ll be bringing it to you then and she’s like yeah FUCK OFF YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WANTED IT.
brb going to go some cakes lol
walking alone in the dark, standard
i’m going out for a solitary walk in a minute to run some errands, if you’ve got my number feel free to text me and if i know you in real life then go ahead and call me. or you can just go ahead and put your number in my ask box if you haven’t before with your name and i’ll text yaaa when i’m on my way mwah mwahhhhhh
omg. my brother is going to gairloch for two weeks in scotland. i am so jelous. i want to go to scotland. admittedly though, he’s going on an excersize with the army which i wouldn’t enjoy but i haven’t ben to scotland in four yeards. I MISS ITTTT :(
Reblog if you're ugly as fuck.
things that bug me about things like this it’s not true because everyone is beautiful it’s just allowing people to think less of themselves looks don’t even matter half the people that reblog this are drop dead and they know it but they’re just fishing for fucking compliments no. i don’t think i’m ugly, nor do i think i’m stunning but i wanted to get...
my results for a personality test i just took, brilliant Paranoid: 70% (21% above average) Schizoid: 58% (5% above average) Schizotypal: 62% (9% above average) Antisocial: 66% (19% above average) Boredline: 46% (1% below average) Histrionic: 46% (3% higher than average) Nacissistic: 54% (13% above average) Avoidant: 58% (19% above average) Dependent: 22% (15% below average) ...
doonerlikeskoolaid: sweetsugaryapathy: James...
:(:(:9 i need to just be ill already all this pre shit is getting on my nerves. i have a headache and a tummy ache and my mouth feels gross and ugh
i’m just going to start writing in purple all the time. black is boring now and i don’t like writing in blue.
Anonymous asked: your really fucking cute
nikes should be here soon finallyyyyyyyyyy
people assume that because i text so much i wouldn’t be able to live without my phone when, in fact, i’d find it really easy
officially not going to university.
get out of bed at 8:15 two slices of toast 30 a bowl of weetabix: 8:50 accompanied with a cup of tea. what a piggy!
in other news i’m going to try my makeup a different way no one will notice but i want to anyway mhmmmmmmm
i’m tracking my order and my nikes should be here tomorrow i’m going to get in bed and read this week has been so fucking surreal. i don’t know what’s been going on at all. i simply feel constantly blazed.